A News Item with an Undue Amount of Cuteness / by Jenna Leigh Evans

According to Arkansas' Lovely County Citizen, I'm the recipient of the 2015 Dairy Hollow Writer's Colony Moondancer Fellowship for Writing About Nature and the Outdoors. As if that assembly of monikers wasn't cute enough, the paper elected to eschew my publicity photo in favor of one from Kim Osborne's awesome Dog Project Brooklyn that features my little guy, whose effect cannot be accurately measured because he breaks all known Cuteometers. 

PHOTO CREDIT: KIM OSBORNE

PHOTO CREDIT: KIM OSBORNE

 In other news, evidently the plot of Margaret Atwood's new novel is identical to the plot of my own. Is this good news or bad? In any event, not cute. Let's look at the dog again.